Veronika “Orientation Guide”

Hi … thought I would take the time to answer a question I often receive from fellow fans as to how to tell if a picture of Veronika is displayed or printed in the proper orientation. Sadly far too often images and in some cases even entire sets (aka Penthouse!!!!!) get published with pictures of Veronika in the wrong orientation. Had they known of a few tell tale indicators, they could have easily gotten it correct. Here is the list for all her “orientation markers” or “visual cues” … both pre and post breast augmentations:

  • Appendectomy scar on right side of pelvis
  • Small freckle just underneath her right breast
  • Freckles on upper triceps of right arm
  • Freckles on left forearm just above the wrist
  • Smallpox vaccination scar on upper left arm
  • Freckle on inner left leg just above the knee
  • Left breast areola larger than right breast (natural breasts)
  • Left breast starts higher up on chest than right breast (natural breasts)
  • Small freckle on rear of right leg just above the ankle
  • Scar on rear left shoulder blade
  • Right breast has 5-6 point pattern in areola around the nipple while left breast only has 2 (post breast augmentation)
  • Left breast has noticeable flat spot below areola after second breast augmentation
  • Left eye slightly smaller than right eye

All are shown in these high resolution images … click on each to enlarge to see examples of the “markers”:

Veronika Orientation Markers - FVeronika Orientation Markers - Rear - F

Note that most magazines or websites might Photoshop some or most of these markers away prior to printing/posting the pictures, so you might need to check several to figure it out. I have yet to not be able to properly orient a pic using these cues.

Have fun and try finding some “wrongly” oriented pics yourself, now that you have the “secret Veronika orientation decoder ring” 😉

5 Replies to “Veronika “Orientation Guide””

  1. absolutely loved this – really made me laugh!
    Are you sure there aren’t any distinguishing features you’ve missed in the lady garden region? Best you check just in case (any excuse!!)

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